Looks That Kill

Once again, a completely useless yet totally 'pwning' title. Watching Carnival Of Sins by Mötley Crüe as I'm writing this, so there you go. Get the dvd, it's maximum high voltage rock 'n roll stuff. With midgets and titties, can't go wrong with either one of those.

Except maybe a midget with titties.

Which also appear on Carnival Of Sins.
Which is a little disturbing.
Almost as disturbing as bonobo porn.

Here it is: my first post of 2007. But first, something else.

The other day, it occurred to me that there is, indeed, a more hideously looking word than blog. Get ready, here it comes:

vlog

Aaaaaaargh! Iiiieeeeuw! ZOMGROFLWTFBBQZOR! Who the fuck invents those words?

Ok, back to business. First post of 2007 and all that.

Fucking bring it!
Fucking bring it!
Come on, we're getting there!
We're getting there!
That's what I'm talking about, hell yeah!

I decided to post some stuff that I wrote about half a year ago in my notebook. I guess it's a lyric to a non-existant song. Anyway, it sucks ass and it still needs some improvement, or even better: it just needs to be destroyed. Let's forget it ever existed. Anyway, here you are:

HEE! HA!

HEE! HA! (Brilliant first line, innit?)

POISONED WORDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEM IN
BUT YOU LET THEM OUT
WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING, NOBODY CARES
TIME FOR YOU TO RUN
TAKE YOUR CRAP ELSEWHERE

[CHORUS]
HEE! HA! HEE! HA!
YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE
HEE! HA! HEE! HA!
NOW YOUR CHANCE IS GONE
HEE! HA! HEE! HA!
(I'M) RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ALL ALONE
HEE! HA! HEE! HA! / HEE! HA! HI! (can't decide which one)
TIME (FOR YOU) TO DIE

AS YOU SEE MY BLADE'S STEEL (SHINING) UNDER THE STARS
YOU REALIZE, TOO LATE
THAT YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
AS YOU BEGIN TO WEEP, (T)HERE COMES MY SMILE
SOON YOUR HEAD WILL ROLL
(AND) THAT WILL SUFFICE

[CHORUS]

WITH YOUR FINAL BREATH YOU BEG ME TO STOP
BUT I DID NOT START YET
SO LIFT YOUR HEAD UP
YOU TRY TO ESCAPE, BUT NOT THIS TIME
I KICK YOU TO THE GROUND
AND SWING THIS BLADE OF MINE

[CHORUS]

WHEN YOU WAKE UP, IT SEEMS I HAVE GONE
BUT THEN YOU LOOK AROUND
IT DOES NOT TAKE LONG
FOR YOU TO SEE THE BLADE WITH BLOODY STEEL
YOU KNOW THIS WILL NOT END
AS I APPROACH HA! HEE!

[CHORUS (x2)]

Some obvious Metallica and Lord of the Rings infuences there. Anyway, I have always preferred swords over guns. They're much more personal, you have to see the white in your opponent's face before you can land your blow. Swords will probably play a big role in the story I'm writing, might post an extract from it next time.

Girl
Don't go away mad
Girl
Just go away

Mötley Fucking Crüe. Buy The Dirt.